One Eyed Jack

I am a one eyed Jack

When I was a child a piece of plastic hit my right eye
it left me virtually blind in that eye

Being blind in one eye is no big deal
Except the world seems flat
Pat Robertson thinks it is anyway.

Baseball is a bitch
    Cyclops is my favorite X-Man
 Wonder if he likes baseball?

One cool thing came of it
I have one blue eye and one green eye

I like to....

change my eye color every time I renew my drivers
license
drives big brother crazy

In Chinese culture if we see something that disturbs us,
we ignore it, and say "One Eye Open One Eye Shut"
How convenient for my view of things I don't like to see.

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